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March 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Groove Tube!

Like the untameable Pogo Ball and the wild Skip-It, Groove Tube was a toy from the 1980s that I could never ever conquer. The sweet feeling of knowing what it was like to successfully tame a Groove Tube always eluded me. The Groove Tube was made up of a ball and a ring that was about the size of Jon Hamm’s cock ring (“Pfft! That tiny thing wouldn’t even make it past the tip.” – The Hammaconda) To play Groove Tube, you’d put the ball on the track of the mini hula hoop and move it around fast while trying not to let it fall out. I remember playing with Groove Tube only a couple of times and it only took a second or two for my ball to fall off the track. I see now that was a metaphor for my future.

Look at these smug ass kids showing off their Groove Tube skills. There’s obviously special effects trickery at work here!

One of my little friends could work the Groove Tube and bounce on a Pogo Ball at the same time. Watching a kid successfully play with a Groove Tube and bounce on a Pogo Ball at the same time was enlightening. It opened up my mind to the fact that witches don’t just live in cartoons and movies. They live in real-life and my neighborhood too!

Pic: Pinterest (For Megan)

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