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March 15, 2017 / Posted by:

A wave of screams is covering Los Angeles today, and it’s definitely from every A-list actress yelling at her stylist for not presenting them with this chic and exquisite ensemble as an Oscar dress option. Because they’d be the only one on every best dressed list if they wore this.

Sundy Carter is the genteel rose of Basketball Wives L.A., and while shooting the show at an event in L.A. on Monday night, she made her castmates spit out rivers of jealousy through their eyes by wearing a gorgeous outfit from the Haus of No Shamé. The Mirror says that Sundy was “pretty much” naked and they have a really prudish definition of naked. Sundy (whose name my auto-correct hates) is pretty much fully covered to me. Her nipple knobs are covered with electrical tape pasties. Her cooze region is covered by I’m not sure what and I’m not really sure if it’s covered. And her ass crack isn’t totally out. There’s a thin piece of fishnets covering a tiny piece of it. Also, when she turns around, her ass looks like two big chichis shoved into a mesh sports bra and that IS the look.

My only problem with Sundy’s look is that the event’s theme was Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the wrong outfit to wear to a Fifty Shades of Grey-themed party. If it was a Demure Flowers-themed event, perfect! If it was a Goddesses of the World-themed event, perfect! But not Fifty Shades! Does Sundy know anything about that crap? If she did, she would’ve worn a pair of mom jeans with vanilla pudding covering the crotch or she would’ve covered herself with dried oatmeal to represent the chemistry between Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

But other than that: potent perfection!

And here’s more of Sundy and the other Basketball Wives of L.A. at that event on Monday night. I wonder how many crows tried to mate with Sundy’s lashes?

Pics: Wenn.com

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