Donald Trump Took Time To Fight With Snoop Dogg On Twitter

March 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Somewhere in between telling his spying microwave that he’s got its number (hussy) and allegedly dropping a manila envelope marked, “Trump’s Tax Forms! Not From Trump!”, into a reporter’s mailbox, Donald Trump found time to shit on Snoop Dogg over a music video. Because, you know, that’s a great way for the President of the United States to spend his time.

Snoop Dogg’s satirical video for his remix of the song Lavender by the band BadBadNotGood was released to the internet on Sunday, and in it, Snoop fires The Joker’s play gun at an Insane Clown Posse-ified Trump. Insane Clown Trump’s hair and makeup looks a million times better than real Trump’s, so Trump should thank Snoop for that, but no. Rotten naranja steam is blowing out of Trump’s ears, because he’s mad! Both Trump and his personal lawyer called the video disgusting and wrong.

Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, told TMZ yesterday that presidents of the U.S. have been assassinated before, so it’s nothing to joke about and it’s not art. Trump tweeted at failing-career-having Snoop and let him know that he should be jailed for this!

If you can throw down a real threat through a music video, then jail Meghan Trainor immediately since her videos threaten all of my senses.

Snoop hasn’t responded to Trump’s tweet yet, and I think I know why. That’s not Snoop in the video, that’s Barack Obama in a Snoop costume! Obama probably kidnapped Snoop, tied him up, put him in a closet and impersonated him while shooting that video. I bet that if you cracked open Snoop’s microwave, you’d find a hidden camera in there and the footage on the camera would expose the truth. We see you, Obama!

And speaking of senses being violated, here’s romance novel-like pictures of “Trump” and his boo “Putin” loving up on each other to promote a gambling site in London. I’m sharing them with you, because who needs nightmare-free sleep times anyway?

Pics: YouTube, Paddy Power/Wenn.com

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