Open Post: Hosted By Prince William Serving Up Some Sweet 90s Dad Moves In Da Club
This video is so blurry that it could actually be my 7th grade history teacher or Kevin Spacey without his wig on, but TMZ says that it’s Prince William who turned the party up to level “OFF THE HEEZY” (you know he still says that) by busting out sexy 90s moves. Must’ve been the Zima!
Prince William went on a ski trip to Switzerland with some of his friends. When the sun went down, they hit the club and P. Willy danced like nobody was watching… and recording on their iPhone to sell that shit to TMZ. But Prince William has nothing to be ashamed of, because he finally answered the question: What are the British royals (not including Prince Hot Ginge) good for? Well, they’re good bringing up the heat in the club with their hot moves.
While dancing to the 90s weed anthem I Got 5 On It, Prince William raised the roof and flapped his arms like an injured albatross on painkillers. This video ends too soon, because I have a feeling that P. Willy was a couple of beats away from letting the room really have it by doing the Roger Rabbit and the Running Man. And there wouldn’t have been a dry crotch in the room after he did the Sprinkler.
That woman in red is obviously hating, because she wishes she was all that and a bag of chips like P. Willy! Boo ya!
Pic: TMZ/YouTube