Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Pictured: Olly the Jack Russell Terrier, doing an impersonation of every one of us 10 seconds into our workday.

Olly the Jack Russell Terrier has become the internet’s newest sweetheart thanks to the amazing and hilarious show he put on at Crufts, the U.K.’s biggest dog show, on Friday. Olly took on the rescue dog agility course and killed that bitch while becoming the star of the night. Olly┬áran that course like he just snorted an obese line of meth and chugged a Red Bull backstage.

Olly’s mess of a performance was perfection from start to finish. I quickly grabbed a blank sheet of paper, wrote a 10 on it and held it up when Olly immediately destroyed that course out of the gate by knocking into a bar and face planting like a drunk chick in 6-inch heels. I held that 10 up again when he jumped off that platform like Thelma and Louise running from the law. And I held that 10 up a third time when Olly’s nose thought it caught a whiff of hot ass and he ran into the corner to inspect. We should all be so happy when we fuck up this hard.

Olly’s star-making turn at Crufts was made even better by the British commentator dude. This is just more proof that British commentators make everything better.

And Olly got yet another 10 from me for running out of there like, “Yup, I did THAT, bitch!” Olly not only deserved first place, but he deserved a special medal in achievement for not giving one fuck.

Pic: YouTube

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