Night Crumbs
JLo and A-Rod became Instagram official when she posted (and later deleted) a grainy picture of him snuggling against her face (or tongue boning her in the ear). Scientists must be so confused, because they always thought that if JLo and A-Rod got into the same room together, the force of their combined throbbing egos would cause the roof to pop off – Lainey Gossip
Charlie Hunnam’s explanation of why he didn’t write his girlfriend while filming is Jared Leto-levels of insufferable actor talk – Celebitchy
That giant plastic flower is exuding more human charisma than Kendall Jenner – Drunken Stepfather
Candice Swanepoel’s happy face tells me that she’s totally pissing in the pool – The Nip Slip
It looks like Camille Grammer got a new face to go with her new silver daddy piece – Reality Tea
Thank you to SNL for letting me know that I’m a lesbian since my vacations look more like Cherry Grove than Fire Island – Towleroad
Presenting the new Wonder Woman trailer, complete with Robin Wright doing an accent! – The Superficial
I won’t believe that James Hewitt isn’t Prince Hot Ginge’s biological father until I hear it from Maury – Popsugar
Ewan McGregor’s AMA was a box of Simply Sleep in text form – Pajiba
Tyra Banks is the new host of America’s Got Talent and I can’t wait to see how she’s going to make a juggling poodle act all about her – Just Jared
Nicola McLean is giving me Jordan circa 2005 – Hollywood Tuna
Served with no sarcasm: Mimi kept is conservative and demure for the kids – IDLYITW
My abuelita had a bedspread like Brie Larson’s skirt and yes, my abuelita’s bed wore it better – Popoholic
Pic: Instagram