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March 13, 2017 / Posted by:

JLo and A-Rod became Instagram official when she posted (and later deleted) a grainy picture of him snuggling against her face (or tongue boning her in the ear). Scientists must be so confused, because they always thought that if JLo and A-Rod got into the same room together, the force of their combined throbbing egos would cause the roof to pop off – Lainey Gossip

Charlie Hunnam’s explanation of why he didn’t write his girlfriend while filming is Jared Leto-levels of insufferable actor talk – Celebitchy

That giant plastic flower is exuding more human charisma than Kendall JennerDrunken Stepfather 

Candice Swanepoel’s happy face tells me that she’s totally pissing in the pool – The Nip Slip

It looks like Camille Grammer got a new face to go with her new silver daddy piece – Reality Tea

Thank you to SNL for letting me know that I’m a lesbian since my vacations look more like Cherry Grove than Fire IslandTowleroad

Presenting the new Wonder Woman trailer, complete with Robin Wright doing an accent! – The Superficial

I won’t believe that James Hewitt isn’t Prince Hot Ginge’s biological father until I hear it from MauryPopsugar

Ewan McGregor’s AMA was a box of Simply Sleep in text form – Pajiba

Tyra Banks is the new host of America’s Got Talent and I can’t wait to see how she’s going to make a juggling poodle act all about her – Just Jared

Nicola McLean is giving me Jordan circa 2005 – Hollywood Tuna

Served with no sarcasm: Mimi kept is conservative and demure for the kids – IDLYITW

My abuelita had a bedspread like Brie Larson’s skirt and yes, my abuelita’s bed wore it better – Popoholic

Pic: Instagram

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