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March 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Truckee Child, the rescue pooch and unofficial body sledding champion of Tahoe!

Chris Child is a ski patroller at Heavenly Mountain Resort in Lake Tahoe, CA, and a very important member of his rescue team is his dog Truckee (seen above working the fuck out of that blue tape cuff, and he knows it too). Truckee works as an avalanche rescue dog for the resort, or at least they tell me that Truckee works as an avalanche rescue dog. I’m not sure I believe that 100% since Truckee Child is not wearing what every snow rescue dog should wear: a wood barrel collar filled with brandy! I mean, when I get pulled out of the snow after an avalanche, the first thing I”m going to need is some wood barrel brandy. Maybe that’s only a St. Bernard thing….

But anyway, Chris Child regularly features Truckee on his Instagram and Facebook pages. And last week, Chris posted a video on FB of Truckee taking a break to body slide down the slopes. The video of Truckee gracefully sliding down the hill like a really lazy and elegant figure skater has over a million views. Watching Truckee slide down the hill is both strangely mesmerizing and inspirational. I don’t ski, because I always end up falling on my ass and I really don’t want to break my butt bone. My social life is already drier than a constipated lizard’s asshole, and if I broke my butt bone, it’d really be dry. But Truckee Child showed me a stunning technique that may work for me. Since my ass usually kisses the snow whenever I try to ski, why not just sled on it? Look at this graceful legend:

He’s so happy. It’s as if he’s Charlie Sheen and that snow is coke. And I would say that’s us sliding into Monday, but Truckee Child looks way toto damn happy in the face, body and soul to be sliding into a Monday.

Pic: Instagram via GrindTV

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