Hot Slut Of The Day!
Heart-To-Heart Bear!
In my never-ending quest to make every single thing from the 80s a HSOTD, today’s HSOTD is the bedtime bear friend who’d lull the children to sleep with his beating plastic heart. Heart-T0-Heart Bear sounds like the nickname of the silver daddy bear from Hart To Hart (aka Max), and maybe it was, but it was also the name of a teddy bear from the 80s. Heart-To-Heart Bear was always ready for sleepy time and he came with a plastic heart that went into his teddy bear body through a velcro opening. When you’d hug him, you could feel his heart beat and probably because he was scared that you’d squeeze his ass to death.
I never had a Heart-To-Heart Bear, but his beating heart was supposed to be soothing and it would beat all night. He was like the sleep machine for kids of the 80s. That sounds both sweet and traumatic. Like, what if his batteries died in the middle of the night and his heart stopped beating. You’d think that your teddy bear died in your arms! If that happened to an 80s kid, I bet that grown 80s kid is still working it out in therapy.