The Plushie-Loving Seal Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

March 10, 2017 / Posted by:

The other Hot Slut of February finalists were no match for the blubbery sweetheart of the internet! The plushie-loving seal, who lives at Mombetsu Land in Japan, easily won the illustrious title of February’s Hot Slut of the Month. The plushie-loving seal got 46% of the votes, beating out Constance Landry (34%), Lady Gaga’s Fake Fall At The Super Bowl (15%) and Alba Nydia Díaz (5%).

The plushie-loving seal will battle it out with the 11 other HSOTMs in the Hot Slut of 2017 grand showdown next year.

The plushie-loving seal first made hearts fart out streams of awwwws when Mombetsu Land tweeted several pictures of it hugging and loving on a soft toy version of itself. The meaning of love was redefined when the seal hugged on its toy. There has never been a love like the seal and its mini-me soulmate. Or at least I thought that until Mombetsu Land tweeted new pictures this week.

It turns out that seal is a plushie slut! That seal has a whole rotating harem of plushie side hos that it shares with the other seals. Kinky, I know.

But you know, I am definitely not hating, because that seal has a lot of love to give, and there’s a lot of plushie toys who need a lot of love.

Thanks to everyone who voted!

Pic: @aguhiyori 

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