ScarJo and French popcorn dude may be at the beginning of an ugly custody fight. Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are in the middle of an ugly custody fight. And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have taken their ugly custody fight behind closed doors. So since 2017 is the year of ugly custody fights, the Kartrashians are trying to get a piece of that “trend.” People says that Blac Chyna is planning to fight Rob Kartrashian for full custody of their 3-month-old daughter Dream Renee. They both obviously really care about the welfare of their child, and by that I mean they care about the welfare of their bank accounts and fame. It seems like no one really cares about the Kartrashians anymore, so Pimp Mama Kris has gotta do something to get back on top of the fame whore ladder. It’s either a messy custody battle, or sacrifice one of their own so that Lucifer can extend their relevancy. “Why is everyone looking at me?” – Scott
As Blac Chyna’s neighbors are reportedly complaining about the noise that spills out of her house, People says that Chyna is preparing for a custody fight that could get as ugly as the sight of a Kartrashian getting her asshole waxed, bleached, Botoxed and shellacked. Chyna wants Dream to live with her full-time. Rob, apparently, doesn’t want that, so there could be a Fame Whore v. Fame Whore battle that I’m sure is currently being scripted by PMK’s writing minions in her lair.
“I expect things to get ugly. Chyna wants full custody with Rob only getting visitations.
[The Kardashians have] all always had their issues with Chyna but they were happy when the relationship was working and when Rob was happy. But at the end of the day, they all raise an eyebrow at Chyna and her intentions.”
Rob and Chyna aren’t living together, so season 2 of their shit show, Rob and Chyna, has been put on hold since there’s nothing to film. Yeah, I’m sure PMK didn’t leak that story to People so that E! will start filming season 2 right away so they can capture all of the custody fight drama. PMK would never.
And it’s a shame that Dream can’t speak yet, because if she could, she could tell the judge who she wants to live with. There’s a part of me that thinks she’d say, “Err, can I live with a bloody thirsty pack of wolves with no morals instead?” To which the judge would say, “Kid, you’re going to have to be more specific since that sounds a lot like your dad’s family.”
And here’s pictures from last week of Chyna struttin’ through LAX while sucking on something that’s filled with almost more chemicals than her.