Finally, a story about a famous person and their spawn that doesn’t involve a custody fight or pulling the curtain back on their absentee ways. This one is actually nice. Back in October, we found out that David Arquette was going to be a daddy for the third time. Yesterday, David announced on Instagram that his wife Christina Arquette spent International Women’s Day doing an extremely woman-ish thing, which was giving birth to a baby.
Christina and David had a very chunky-cheeked baby boy named Augustus Alexis Arquette.
Augustus joins their 2-year-old son Charlie West and his 12-year-old daughter with Courteney Cox, Coco. That “Whatchu looking at?” face might actually have been a “What the heck?” face that was brought on after Baby Augustus’ newborn eyes caught a glimpse of his daddy’s huge-ass Wonder Woman tattoo.
I just hope that when Baby Gus goes though that inevitable name-changing phase all kids go though at 13, the ghost of Alexis Arquette visits him one night and encourages him to seriously consider going with his middle name of Alexis instead of something regrettably teenager-y, like G-sus or A3. That’s what helpful namesake ghosts are for.