Night Crumbs
Beyonce was at last week’s Los Angeles premiere of Beauty and the Beast and I hear that nobody in the audience watched a second of the movie. Because they turned around and took in the holy sight of the goddess of the universe feeding her pregnant ass with nachos while watching that shit – Lainey Gossip
If I was ever going to start a Tumblr, I’d start one called: Colin Firth In Turtlenecks – Lainey Gossip
Silicone blossom Chloe Lattanzi regrets getting nipped, tucked and rotated so many times – Celebitchy
Somebody please send the coast guard to rescue Nicole Peltz’s cooch from that swimsuit – Drunken Stepfather
In other words, these two messes are trying to get more money from Bravo so they’ve leaked stories about them leaving Real Housewives of New Jersey – Reality Tea
Princess Diana’s “rock” came out about his love of cock. I made a poem! – Towleroad
FYI: Emma Watson’s pubes are as soft as the fur on a baby bunny’s taint – The Superficial
If Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are going to keep doing these couples photo-ops, they really need to color coordinate their looks – Popoholic
Nicki Minaj is looking like a Tron Lil’ Kim – Hollywood Tuna
IMDB is getting feminist as fuck – Pajiba
The inevitable mash-up of Get Out and Trump’s White House is here – OMG Blog
Shhh, don’t tell Backdoor Farrah, but it looks like one of her tits is just trying get away from her. Run, titty, run! – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
I cannot comment on this remake of Overboard starring Anna Faris until I hear if Toffuti Klein is in it or not! – Popsugar
Eliza Dushku talked to students about battling booze and drug addictions – Just Jared
Thank you, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, the thought of Al Bundy’s huge dick will now get me through the rest of the week – SOW
Pic: Beyonce.com