George Michael Died From Natural Causes

March 7, 2017 / Posted by:

George Michael died on Christmas Day at the age of 53, and between then and now, members of his family have been bringing the messiness by sharing their thoughts on his cause of death. George’s partner Fadi Fawaz tweeted (and later deleted) that he thinks George committed suicide. George’s “cousin” told the BBC that he believes George died of an accidental overdose after getting back on the bad shit. Well, Fadi and George’s “cousin” can stop playing, “What Did George Michael Die Of?“, because the coroner released his official cause of death today.

Shortly after George joined Prince, Vanity, David Bowie, Sharon Jones and Maurice White in heaven’s latest super group, his manager said that he died of heart failure. According to the BBC, the Coroner in Oxfordshire ruled that George Michael died of a fatty liver and dilated cardiomyopathy with myocarditis. Because he died of natural causes, the case is now closed. The Corner released this statement:

“Enquires into the death of George Michael have been concluded and the final post mortem report received. As there is a confirmed natural cause of death, being Dilated Cardiomyopathy with Myocarditis and Fatty Liver, the investigation is being discontinued and there is no need for an inquest or any further enquiries. No further updates will be provided and the family requests the media and public respect their privacy.”

That know-it-all medical bitch known as WebMD tells me that cardiomyopathy can be genetic and one can also get it from major booze use. WebMD also tells me that Myocarditis is usually caused by a viral infection. There’s many causes for a fatty liver, including weight gain and booze. George Michael struggled with drug and alcohol addictions for many years.

After the Coroner released George Michael’s cause of death, Fadi blew an air kiss on Twitter to the ones who talked shit to him and blamed him for GM’s death. Fadi is ready for those haters to replace the hate with love.

At least I think that “FUCK YOU” is directed toward the ones who spit hate at Fadi. It could be a really late response to Adele turning FastLove into a sad song. I don’t know if I’d be that harsh, but I agree. How dare Adele turn a legendary proud slut anthem into a dirge!

Pic: Wenn.com 

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >