Open Post: Hosted By Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Happy Birthday Nipple And Abs

March 5, 2017 / Posted by:

You would think that ever since I saw that HORRIFIC toilet scene featuring Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s psycho-evil character in Nocturnal Animals, I would be over and out on Kick-Ass. (You can really kill a potentially sexy-hot nude scene by involving a toilet.) But HELLZ NO. Aaron Taylor-Johnson can go potty right out on the front porch any and all the time. As long as he keeps that boddy oddy oddy, we’re good.

The picture above shows how Aaron wished his wife, director Sam Taylor-Johnson, happy birthday this year. Complete with a chest tattoo of her name on his boob and an abs show on Instagram, which included the following caption:

aarontaylorjohnsonHappy Birthday 🎈 @samtaylorjohnson ..forever in my ❤️

Aaron, my birthday’s coming up, do you do custom shoots? (No, my birthday is NOT coming up, but no one tell him.)

Pic: Instagram

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