Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 4, 2017 / Posted by:

The hot “Pool Boy” from Coca-Cola’s new commercial from their “Taste The Feeling” campaign.

When One Million Moms (read: Four Crazy Moms With Too Much Time On Their Hands) get bored with sharting up rage-filled emails about Disney’s first gay cartoon kiss and LeFou being a big ole’ gay, they can use their fingers of throbbing rage to shoot out nonsensical hate mail at Coca-Cola. On Thursday, Coke spit out the latest commercial that’s part of their “Taste The Feeling” campaign. It stars a sister and a brother who are thirsting so hard for the pool boy that they can taste the feeling. And the feeling doesn’t taste like Coke, unless the pool dude’s peen tastes like Coca-Cola. If that’s the case, then his dick must be rivals with Lana Del Rey’s Pepsi-Cola pussy.

Rodolfo Echeverria, the marketer’s VP-global creative, said this to Ad Age about the ad:

 “This story has more layers, including a ‘wink’ that touches on our point of view regarding diversity and inclusion. We are managing our culturally relevant messages organically within our campaign spots not as the main subject of the story but as subtext.”

The pool boy in this ad is no Lucky Vanous, but I am into him dressed up like a small-town gas attendant in a gay porn parody:

Why does the gay guy have to be the crazed psycho who tries to murder his sister over a man?! But really, the brother and sister should be ashamed of themselves. I mean, pushing and tripping? That’s the way toddlers fight! One of them should’ve broke a Coke bottle and threatened to cut a bitch if they even think of trying to get near that hot pool piece.

Pic: YouTube

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