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March 1, 2017 / Posted by:

The slogan: You Bet Your Sweet Aspercreme!

Aspercreme sounds like the name of a soothing ointment you smear on your swollen b-hole after Bengay nails you right, and it is a cream that temporarily relieves pain and is supposed to help with swelling, but I don’t think you’re supposed to smear it on your b-hole. Not that I found out the hard way or anything. (Aspercreme also sounds like the name of a cream that helps people with Asperger’s.) Because Aspercreme is pronounced “ass-per-cream,” someone eventually decided, that hey, they should make the most out of “ass” and use it in their slogan.

I always thought that the slogan, “You bet your sweet Aspercreme,” came out in the 1980s, because I can picture my young gay self being SHOCKED and also loving it. But the internet tells me that, “You bet your sweet Aspercreme,” didn’t make its debut until 2005. Since this country is full of prudes and borings, many probably bet their sweet ass creme that the slogan would be killed right away and it was. It didn’t last long. “You bet your sweet Aspercreme” is already pretty G-rated, but it was replaced with the stupid and extra G-rated slogan, “You bet, if it’s Aspercreme.” Dumb!

Oh, Aspercreme, you can change it, but your slogan to me will forever be, “You bet your sweet Aspercreme!

I didn’t plan it, but this is the perfect HSOTD for this Ass Wednesday. And yes, you bet your sweet Aspercreme that I’ll need to rub some Aspercreme on my face after the ghost of my abuelita slaps me red for making an Ash Wednesday “joke.”

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