The holy kingdom of eternal love that was Brangelina crumbled into the gutter and Jennifer Aniston has been married to the Emo Eddie Munster known as Justin Theroux for over a year, so I guess it was time for the tabloids to move on from “Poor Jen.” Enter: Poor Brad! Now Brad Pitt is the one who’s sitting in a sea of Hostess pie wrappers and cry-singing to All By Myself before picking up his phone to text Jennifer Aniston with: U up?
A “source close to Jennifer Aniston” tells UsWeekly that Brad wanted to text her on her 48th birthday on February 11, but he didn’t have her current phone number. The source then got six layers of dramatic by saying that Brad finally got Jennifer’s number through a “tangled web” of contacts. The source says that after Brad’s birthday text, they’ve texted back and forth and he’s been confiding in her about his current woes. Here we go….
“They started talking once he wished her a happy birthday. Brad told her he’s having a hard time with his split and they exchanged a few texts reminiscing about the past.”
Apparently, Justin Theroux doesn’t care that they’re friends and knows that “Jen just wants to be nice.”
Gossip Cop, who is usually the voice of the publicist and shits all over a tabloid story, says that UsWeekly is telling the truth this time. They heard through a “source close to Brad Pitt” that Brad and Jennifer are talking again.
Well, there goes Jennifer Aniston’s eyelove™! Nobody’s going to buy that she’s got chronically dry eyes, because we know she’s probably crying natural tears while laughing at the sad face emojis that the ex who fucked her over sends. And since it looks like the tabloids are about to reboot the Angie/Brad/Jennifer love triangle with Brad, Jennifer and Justin, it’s a damn shame that Kitson isn’t open anymore. Where are people going to get their Team Pitt or Team Theroux t-shirts now?
And Allison posted a bunch of pictures from the Vanity Fair Oscar party, but here’s more of Jennifer and Justin there. Page Six says that Jennifer Aniston is pissed about giving her $625 Sama Eyewear sunglasses to HSOTD Vickie Vines during that Oscar skit starring tourists. Apparently, Jennifer thought she’d get them back. Well, if it makes Jennifer feel any better, Vickie Vines definitely worked them hotter.