JLo and A-Rod officially made their debut as a couple on the stroll today and they kept it real casual. You know, it only took a team of stylists five or six hours to put together a pair of perfectly coordinated ensembles – Lainey Gossip
Oh, it’s just Francesca Eastwood casually sunning her nipples on the beach by herself – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
This is what happened when Kathy Griffin, Lisa Rinna, Colton Haynes and Madchen Amick got together to make a Todrick Hall knock-off spoof of Annie – Towleroad
“You can be my daddy now,” said a bunch of thirsty tricks – Celebitchy
Kyle Richards really wants you to think that she’d actually turn down a job that involves cameras on her face – Reality Tea
Halle Berry will show her nipples for snacks. Same, actually – The Superficial
Okay, but why is Bella Hadid wearing movie theater 3D glasses outside? – The Nip Slip
I’m looking at Jessica Chastain’s polka dot ruffled dress and all I can think is that Charo would work it better. But doesn’t Charo work everything better? – Popoholic
The Rock’s daughter from San Andreas is on the cover of GQ Mexico – Hollywood Tuna
Chateau Sheree might be renamed Chateau Repossessed in the near future – Starcasm
Brad Pitt looks like he’s preparing to play the Christian Bale role in a sequel to The Machinist – Just Jared
The world will get another *NSYNC baby – Popsugar
Selena Gomez is back to work after going on a photo-op world tour with The Weeknd – IDLYITW
Weekend Programming Note: J. Harvey is off this weekend, so Ben and I are covering for him. And I can’t promise that one of us won’t write a post saying that we’re knocked up before letting out an, “APRIL FOOOOOLS!”
It’s been four months since Naya Rivera filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Ryan Somethingoranother, and that’s a long time for a permanent resident of ThirstVille like herself to get a new dude to hit the pap stroll with. But Naya got herself a new dude and they’re making everyone’s head fill with a billion question marks.
A few years after Russell Brand and Katy Perry ended their marriage 2010, he said he hated living that tabloid celebrity life. We also found out that he broke up with Katy via text. That’s not exactly the set-up for a conscious uncoupling situation, but as it turns out, Russell has no bad feelings anymore.
To answer the question in your head, that’s Victoria Beckham as the come-to-life mannequin and not as the frozen mannequin. I think. Don’t quote me on that.
Posh was a guest on The Late Late Show with James Corden on Wednesday night to promote the day when thousands of women across the land will elbow each other in the throat and kick each other in the ass bones while fighting over a $35 shift dress at Target. Posh’s line for Target comes out on April 9. To promote her line even more, Posh did a thing for The Late Late Show that’s a commercial for Target wrapped in a Mannequin remake and a Carpool Karaoke segment.
What’s shocking about this video is that Posh actually “sings” live for about a second and I don’t think anyone ever thought that was possible. Another shocking thing happened as I watched this Target commercial, I found myself not hating it.
Hollywood has talked about rebooting (aka butchering) Mannequin before, but they can stop completely now. We got this little remake starring Posh and James Corden, so Hollywood can move their evil asses long. Go on, Hollywood, find your next victim to ruin and it better not be Maid to Order! Beverly D’Angelo was recently a guest star on a damn Nickelodeon show. She doesn’t need to suffer more by seeing a Maid to Order reboot.
And here’s Posh struttin’ through LAX the other day.
I don’t know the complete history of the phrase of “Not today, Satan.” I don’t think it first sprouted out of the brain of Bianca Del Rio, but I do know that she made it one of her signature catchphrases, spit it out during season 6 of RuPaul’s Drag Race (which she won), named her tour after it and sells “Not Today Satan” merchandise on her website. Well, yesterday Candace Cameron Bure posted a picture on Instagram of herself wearing a “Not Today Satan” t-shirt and Bianca wasn’t having it today, tomorrow or next week. I guess the era of feuds filed under “Random As Hell” isn’t over.
The cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer reunited in the pages of Entertainment Weekly to celebrate the show’s 20th anniversary. That reunion made a whole lot of fans of the show wonder: “Where in the hell are Giles and Faith? Did they get lost on the way to the reunion? Are they hiding behind a prop grave?” Sarah Michelle Gellar explained that Giles (Anthony Head) was doing a play in London. But no one had a reason for why Eliza Dushku was absent.