Night Crumbs
Leonardo DiCaprio’s eyebrow artiste flew all the way from Australia to L.A. to work on his brows before the Oscars. Yes, he paid thousands of dollars to get brows like that. Rich famous types are so weird. My cousin could’ve done that using only swap meet-bought tweezers, brown eyeliner and Veet wax strips, and she’d just have to drive from Rancho Cucamonga – Lainey Gossip
Donald Trump is just mad because Hollywood didn’t really get political at the Oscars and he was hoping to bust one while rage tweeting – Celebitchy
Wait, Manzo’d with Children had 3 whole seasons? The hell kind of shit does Caroline Manzo have on Andy Cohen? – Reality Tea
Bella Thorne is giving you day-shift lot lizard hotness – Drunken Stepfather
Kylie Jenner is looking as fresh as a raindrop sitting on a freshly sprouted daisy on a spring morning – Hollywood Tuna
BREAKING: There’s pictures of Jessica Biel from Oscar night without her thirsty husband cheesing it up behind her like a needy toddler on bad coke – The Nip Slip
For some, Ryan Gosling’s sister’s chichis stole the Oscars – The Superficial
Patricia Arquette is the latest to shit on the Oscars for fucking up by leaving Alexis Arquette out of the In Memoriam this year – Towleroad
Tilda Swinton looks like a bizarro world Ann Jillian in the trailer for Okja – Pajiba
Behold, a peen that has been touched by Katie Price’s precious vagine – OMG Blog
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd’s completely organic and not-at-all manufactured love continues to bloom in Europe – Just Jared
Like most of us, Ryan Gosling probably can’t stand Justin Timberlake – Popsugar
Oh, it’s just Justin Bieber and his manager wrestling to decide who gets to top – SOW
Emily RideAJetSki is serving the look-4-less version of Madge’s lace top from the Vogue video – Popoholic
Pic: ABC/Wenn.com