Open Post: Hosted By Some Real Stars!

February 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Screw the Oscars! Fuck Vanity Fair’s party! And pfft to Elton John’s soiree! The event that Allison and I should’ve written 4500 posts about is the event where every bright shining star of the A-list universe was: The Annual Night of 100 Stars! When Gary From Chicago and the other tourists walked into the Dolby Theater last night, they looked a little disappointed to me and now I know why. They wished they were at The Night of 100 Stars with real celebrities instead of at the Who Cares Awards with a bunch of has-beens and never-wases.

This year’s Annual Night of 100 Stars was held in the party room at Shakey’s on Reseda in Northridge, and the desserts were provided by Carvel and the event’s official booze sponsor was MD 20/20 fine wines. No, it wasn’t that elegant. It was held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, and leading the 100 Stars was noted Anna Nicole cosplayer Courtney Stodden who brought her three puppies. I don’t know if Courtney’s pooch Cupcake is overwhelmed by all the star power or is thinking about putting herself out of her misery by jumping. It’s definitely the first one.

Cupcake Stodden obviously couldn’t handle the charisma, star power, grace and refinement that blew off of A-list actress Alicia Arden. Alicia somehow forgot to get dressed before leaving the house so she stopped at a 99 Cent Store and put together a sophisticated and luxurious ensemble with items from there. Actually, I’ve been told that Alicia is wearing Chanel couture and it’s the exact ensemble that Meryl Streep ordered. Meryl probably decided not to wear it after finding out that Alicia was going to. Meryl knew that Alicia would wear it better.


And the only thing that needs to be said about the Night of 100 Stars is that this flawless jewel was there:


Sally Kirkland! No wonder the Oscars were a Night of 100 Fuck-Ups. Their lucky charm wasn’t there. But whatever, Sally Kirkland went to a much more prestigious event anyway.

Here’s the 100 Stars at last night’s Night of 100 Stars. There’s Richard Greico! Lou Ferrigno! Gary Busey! Tanya Tucker! Angie Everhart! Mary Wilson! Bai Ling! Corey Feldman! And Shadoe Fucking Stevens! Nope, the event name doesn’t lie.

Pics:, Splash

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