Husband of my favorite meme and Arthur the Aardvark stand-in John Legend had his Twitter hacked by a boisterous wit, who is right now probably being waterboarded by the IRS for using John’s twitter to threaten POTUS. The hacker also expressed a fantasy about Hillary Clinton, and noted the high quality of his drugs. Even John found most of this amusing, as relayed by Oh No They Didn’t and People.
Apparently, pantsuits get this dude hot.
Queen Beyonce’s pregnant ass dropping out isn’t the only reason to skip Coachella this year. Fake John Legend already bought all the good molly!
As for the wishing to do Twitler harm, you can read that here (I’m not repeating that missive, we just about live in a police state now). John took it all in stride, and even seemed appreciative for the entertainment.
There was also some discrepancy about John’s dick size (his wife appreciated the info, though).
What writing this post leaves me with, is that Hillary continues to go through it. She lost to that, and now shitty TV shows are trying to get her to come on, and edgelords are involving her in their sexy fantasies. Just let her go for strolls in her coat of many colors and leave a bitch be! Hasn’t she been through enough?