Patrick Stewart Has Gone Through Most Of His Life Thinking That He’s Got A Cut Dick

February 24, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s the end of the week and the best way to the begin the weekend is with a smile and the tingles, so here’s a story that’ll give you both of those things and HOW!

Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show with Hugh JackMeOff to promote that Logan movie, and Graham brought up a revelation that Sir Pat learned about his peen not too long ago. His revelation even made it onto an episode of his Starz show Blunt Talk in 2015. Sir Pat has gone through most of his 76 years of life thinking that his peen wears a mock turtleneck when it really wears a full on turtleneck. I don’t know how one goes through life thinking that they’ve got a cut peen when they’ve really got a peen in a blanket, but I’m glad that Sir Pat made that mistake, because now we’ve got this story and clip.

Sir Pat said that he was talking with his wife, Sunny Ozell, one night and somehow that conversation led to him saying that he’s circumcised. Sunny made him feel like he was trapped in a Twilight Zone of foreskin when she told him that his dick looks like a blanket-wrapped E.T., which means that he’s uncircumcised. Sir Pat refused to believe it until his doctor confirmed that his foreskin never got the snip. Professor X graduated from Harvard and he can read minds, but he doesn’t know what a cut dick looks like!

“And she said, ‘You’re not circumcised.‘ I said, ‘What do you mean? You’ve only known me for a few years.’ I remember my mother telling me why because it was fashionable at the time. She said, ‘You’re not circumcised.’ I said, ‘That’s ridiculous! I should know if I’m cirumcised or not. Of course I am! End of conversation.’

But the next day I happened to be seeing my doctor for my annual physical. So while he was down there, I said, ‘Oh by the way, Irv, my wife and I had a little disagreement. I am circumcised, aren’t I, because she says I am not.‘ And he goes [looks down], ‘NOT!‘ I said, ‘No, no, no it’s not possible.‘ So he looked down again and he said, ‘Hey, I’m Jewish. I know the difference.'”

Sir Pat’s story is best enjoyed while watching Hugh loving and eating up every second of this tale of foreskin confusion:

Uncut, cut, mushroom-headed, pencil shafted, it doesn’t matter. I still would and I’d gladly let Patrick Stewart boldly go where….. many men have gone before.

And here’s Patrick Stewart, who kind of looks like a glorious cut peen, at a photocall for Logan in Madrid earlier this week.

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