Night Crumbs
It looks like Lana Del Rey has joined a coven of witches who are going to cast a binding spell on Trump. Well, someone has already turned Trump into a talking and rotting cheese curd, so magic exists! But I’m going to need to know if Teen Witch and La Bruja from Real Housewives of Miami are also taking part – IDLYTW
Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus are still a thing and were recently papped pulling bags of groceries out of a Porsche. I guess that’s not really news unless one of the bags of groceries had a bottle of shampoo in it – Lainey Gossip
What in “Fatal Attraction but way worse” HELL is going on with Eddie Winslow? – The Superficial
So I guess Depeche Mode will never headline an alt-right musical festival called KKKoachella – Towleroad
Dove Cameron is giving you Anna Nicole Smith Jr. – Hollywood Tuna
I have to give Abbey Clancy points for finding a way to wear Beetlejuice’s jacket as a dress – Drunken Stepfather
Gwen Stefani’s kids don’t like it when she goes SANS FARDS – Celebitchy
It looks like Emma Watson’s stylist put a couple of over-starched sheets on her and called it good – Popoholic
The Rock can now officially say that he’s lived – Popsugar
Future Oscar winner Mahershala Ali is a dad – Just Jared
NASHVILLE SPOILER ALERT: The person whose character got killed off of Nashville left a goodbye message to the fans – SOW
And Happy Friday, here’s Gilles Marini thrusting his bare ass in what looks like a Skinemax movie – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Pic: @LanaDelRey