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February 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Rattle Me Bones!

Rattle Me Bones is a game that is still around today, but it first came from the era where all great things came from: the 80s! It was pretty much like Operation. You and your friends took turns spinning a tiny wheel and the item that the arrow landed on is what you had to take off of Marc Anthony’s pirate uncle. You had to slowly take off the item, and if you weren’t careful, the pirate would start shaking like a methhead after not getting their fix, or like me when I go a month without writing about Phoebe Price. Whoever snatched off the most items from the Rattle Me Bones skeleton without him freaking out won the game. But honestly, I don’t think anybody won the game, because everybody limped away with frazzled nerves. That’s a lot of goddamn pressure to put on a child whose nerves are brand new! If you didn’t pull off a plastic necklace just right, that skeleton would look like he was having a seizure, a stroke, an overdose and getting electrocuted all at once. It was traumatizing.

Speaking of traumatizing, here’s the Rattle Me Bones’ theme song and commercial, which always scared the piss out of me:

Now that the Rattle Me Bones song has rattled my ears and brain, it’s never ever going to leave my head. I wish I could reach into my head and very carefully pull the song off of my brain. But I can’t, so I’ll just have to live with the curse forever…or until I break it by listening to the Nestle Alpine White song a few times.

Pic: InThe80s (For Jonelle)

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