Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 23, 2017 / Posted by:

The tiny house that fell off the stage during Katy Perry’s Brit Awards performance last night!

Two years ago, the souls of several dressers, dancers and stylists were sent to the Ninth Circle of Hell as punishment for Madonna falling at the Brit Awards. Someone took a tumble at last night’s Brit Awards, but this time, nobody died, and in fact, a star was born!

At last night’s Brits, Katy Perry warbled out her woke anthem Chained to the Rhythm as a sea of dancers in tiny house drag walked around her while thinking to themselves, “I went to the Royal Academy of Dance for this fucking shit?” Since I am not as politically woke as Katy Perry is (but really, who is?), I have no idea what those tiny houses represent. But toward the end of Katy’s performance, two giant Marc Anthonys came out on stage and it’s obvious that one represented Donald Trump (Trump with way too big hands, anyway) and the other represented U.K. Prime Minster Theresa May. Katy and the skeletons all probably thought they were the stars of the stage, but nope, every spotlight was snatched when one tiny house went rogue and fell off the stage. Left Shark is going to either leak a sex tape co-starring Right Shark or do something else to get quick attention like defend the KKK on Twitter. Because Left Shark’s star has completely faded and now it’s all about Falling Tiny House!

Katy Perry could’ve planned that fall and it could be her commentary on the housing situation. If that’s the case, then HUD Secretary Ben Carson should hire Katy as a consultant, because she may care more about housing than he does.

The Tiny House is apparently okay and nobody was hurt. So now it can go on to have a major career, which I’m sure will include an Emmy-winning guest appearance on HGTV’s Tiny House Hunters and a stadium tour with Dollhouse Dude!

If you care, here’s Katy’s entire performance, but really, the only part worth watching is the Falling Tiny Houses’ star-making turn.

And here’s pictures of Katy before her Brit Awards performance and after, where the paps screamed at her, “Katy, Katy, be a love and go fetch Falling Tiny House for us!”

Pics: Wenn.com

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >