Lindsay Lohan was on Good Morning Britain today with dried up glob of butt jelly Piers Morgan and she told a story about how she was stopped by an agent at Heathrow in London while trying to catch a flight to New York. No, the agent didn’t stop her because they took one look at her face and believed that she may be The Joker in a bad disguise and is making her way to Gotham City to wreak havoc on it. LiLo says that she was “racially profiled” because of the headscarf she was wearing. And now begins yet another episode of Ginger Wreck, Say What?!
LiLo should’ve spent her entire time on GMB promoting her upcoming project The Little Mermaid (which only exists in her mind), but she talked about studying the Koran and how she’s “considering” converting to Islam. That led to LiLo claiming that when she stopped at Heathrow while making her way from Turkey (aka the country she’s the Mother Theresa of) to New York, an agent there “racially profiled” her because of the headscarf she was wearing. Go ahead and file the word “racially” between the words “honesty” and “reasonable” in the folder marked: Words That LiLo Doesn’t Know The Meaning Of.
“When I was flying to New York recently I was wearing a headscarf and I got stopped at the airport and was racially profiled for the first time in my life. She opened my passport and saw Lindsay Lohan and started immediately apologizing but then said, ‘Take off your headscarf.’ And I did, I mean, it’s okay. But what scared me was that moment, how would another woman who doesn’t feel comfortable taking off her headscarf feel? That was really interesting to me. I was kind of in shock… I can’t speak for what the purpose for it was, but it was jarring.
I got double-checked until she realized. It was strange… I’m from New York, born and raised there, so I was a little intimidated.”
“Fuck yes” is the answer to both of these questions:
Do people wearing head coverings get messed with at the airport?
Is Lindsay Lohan most likely lying about getting “racially profiled” at the airport?
And when the agent saw Lindsay Lohan’s name on her passport, they probably escorted her to a room with a drug-sniffing dog in it. And as soon as the drug-sniffing dog realized that he had to sniff down LiLo, he took off his nose and quit.
Here’s LiLo talking about being racially profiled:
In this same interview where LiLo talks about how it must awful for Muslim women to be asked to take off their hijabs, she once again supported Donald Trump and said that everyone needs to stop being so mean to the man who signed the Muslim Ban. Well, at least LiLo is consistent when it comes to not making sense.