Open Post: Hosted By Angelina Jolie Eating A Tarantula
In nearly every post about St. Angie Jolie, someone always says that trick needs to eat something. Well, she finally took that advice.
During that BBC interview in Cambodia where Angie said words (that her team probably spent 45 hours on writing for her) about the fall of Brangelina, she did a little cooking segment where she fried up some Cambodian delicacies. With help from three of her kids (Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox), Chef St. Dame Angie fried up some tarantulas, crickets and spiders and said that the first she time she gobbled down on bugs was when she visited Cambodia. After Knox chewed on a bug that his mom cooked up, he said that it tastes like “flavorless chips.” It’s a good thing for Knox that he’s a chosen one, because if he wasn’t, he would’ve felt the wrath of God for hating on Chef St. Dame Angie’s cooking like that.
"You want to share a spider?" – Angelina Jolie cooks bugs in Cambodia ?https://t.co/5mSi3VNErT pic.twitter.com/OZ12DjpyJD
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) February 20, 2017
And something tells me Brad’s lawyer will show this footage during a custody hearing and say, “See, see, this proves that Angelina Jolie is a vicious black widow spider who eats men and her own kind!“