Night Crumbs
Jay-Z, Blue Ivy Carter and Beyonce all sat courtside at some basketball game last night. That thing on Beyonce that looks like Blanche Devereaux’s backup bedspread is actually a $22,000 Gucci kimono. It’s nice to know that Beyonce is just like us peasants, she too wears her cheapest outfit to a sports game, just in case she gets nacho cheese on it – Lainey Gossip
When Trump won, I wasn’t one of those people said that I’m moving to Canada. But now that I’ve read the rumor about Prince Hot Ginge spending more time in Toronto, I will say that I’m moving to Canada! – Celebitchy
Countess Luann is going for that EGOT, I see! She won a Grammy for Money Can’t Buy You Class, right? – Reality Tea
Charlotte McKinney’s suffocating chichis can’t take it anymore and are trying to escape out of her top – Drunken Stepfather
Ricky Martin met his hot big-tittied fiancé on Instagram – Towleroad
In case you missed it, here’s the definition of random showing itself in the song that Selena Gomez and noted mumble crooner Vin Diesel did together – The Superficial
Ewww, James Woods, now is not the time to show us that you’ve got a foot fetish and want a piece of Patton Oswalt’s bare toes – Pajiba
I am totally into Hannah Jeter’s disco maternity wear – Popoholic
Bella Hadid brought her signature “mannequin in a coma” facial expressions to V Magazine – The Nip Slip
Frances Bean Cobain posted a letter to her dad on what would’ve been his 50th birthday – Popsugar
After falling during a show, David Cassidy says that he’s suffering from dementia and is retiring – Just Jared
RiRi’s ghost singer has been found! – Hollywood Tuna
Abby Wambach and her Christian mommy blogger girlfriend got engaged – Boy Culture
And after this day, what I really, really needed was a video of a baby porcupine nibbling on a piece of banana – OMG Blog
Pic: AP