Peeps are the one confection that is an “either/or” deal. You either want nothing to do with them and sneer at the yellow and pink displays when they start popping up in every store at springtime. Or, you’re one of those people who is stuffing your gob full of mushy marshmallow bird every chance you get, scaring all of your younger relatives at Easter when you rip their baskets out of their hands to relieve them of each and every Peep that the large creepy bunny left them. Guess which bucket I’m in? BLECH.
Well, Peeps-fans, there’s yet another way you can get your fix. Oreo and Peeps have teamed up to create this nightmare, courtesy of The Delish.
That’s right, the neon marshmallow-flavored filling will actually get sandwiched between two golden cookies. Of course, the candy-inspired cookies will be sold just in time for Easter. In fact, you can already find them on Walmart.com and they’ll hit stores by February 22, going for about $4.49 per 10.7-ounce package.
As if the Vanilla Oreos weren’t disgusting enough. Oh, and here’s something I learned while researching this hugely important story. THEY MAKE PEEPS-FLAVORED MILK. Which cow gives THAT? They probably merged a cow with a Peep. Science is terrifying.
Pic: The Delish