Now For The Time Tom Hiddleston Peed On Tom Hollander

February 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The Daily Mail says that sad man Tom Hiddleston recently told an unsexy story during an appearance on The Graham Norton Show about peeing on his Night Manager co-star Tom Hollander. They were filming in Mallorca and Tom Hollander decided to go for a swim. He swam into a group of jellyfish and one stung him. Tom Hiddleston claims Tom Hollander asked if he’d pull a Chandler and piss on his jellyfish sting.

“He shouted across the beach, ‘I say old sport could you come and pee on me?’ and I engagingly obliged. I’ve since read up on it and it don’t think it works – it’s an old wives’ tale.”

How kind of Tom to agree to pee on other Tom’s jellyfish sting. Except that’s not how Tom Hollander remembers it. Tom Hollander told the same story on The Jonathan Ross Show about a year ago. And according to Tom Hollander, it was Tom Hiddleston’s idea to pee on the sting. In fact, it sounds like he wasted no time in pulling out his dick and giving Tom Hollander a golden shower.

I feel like Kevin Costner in JFK. What’s the TRUTH, Tom? Did Tom Hiddleston volunteer or was he coerced into it? Does he do this all the time? Is he a re-pee-t pisser? Does he get his rocks off by waiting in the water hoping someone will scream “Ow, I got stung!“? Only the Toms know for sure.

Now I can’t help but wonder about those pics of Tom swimming in the ocean with Taylor Swift during the Fourth of July weekend. Especially that pic of Ryan Reynolds looking extremely uncomfortable in Tom and Taylor’s presence. Did something happen in the water that weekend, Ryan? What did you see?!?

Pic: Wenn.com

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