Night Crumbs
Mimi and her boy toy spent a very intimate Valentine’s night together. You know, it was just them, a photographer, a lighting crew of 8, a Photoshop team, an Instagram filter specialist, 4 makeup artists, 2 hair people and a body language choreographer. Intimate! – Lainey Gossip
Maybe with the cash she made from this staged pap shoot, Backdoor Farrah can get herself a weave that doesn’t look like shredded straw – Drunken Stepfather
Sadly for Shailene Woodley, she wasn’t arrested in Hollywood or she would’ve gotten photo approval for her mug shot – Celebitchy
Susan Sarandon’s coochie is open to anyone. Well, anyone except Hillary Clinton because emails! – Towleroad
Only Keke Palmer can make bloody monster claws on her tits look elegant – The Nip Slip
Erika Jayne looks like she scalped a life-sized Totally Hair Barbie – Reality Tea
I really don’t know what’s going on in this skit, because I’m too busy staring at Thor’s nips – Pajiba
Leonardo DiCaprio’s piece of the moment is on Maxim – Hollywood Tuna
It was that time of year again when Kanye West shows the world that he’s a master at creating overpriced and ugly shit that looks like it came from the “$5 for 10 pounds” box at the thrift store – Jezebel
Hilary Duff’s ex-husband and the father of her son has been accused of rape – The Superficial
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????!!!!!???? – Just Jared
My answer to this headline: The hearts of her enemies, DUH! – Popsugar
A knocked up Amanda Seyfried took her dog Finn for a walk. I don’t remember the names of some of my cousin’s children, but I remember the name of Karen from Mean Girls’ dog – Popoholic
And for the grand finale, LA LUCCI! – SOW
Pic: Instagram