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February 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Bachelor Spoiler Alert! After 15 long years, ABC has fucking finally cast a black person as a lead in one of their Bachelor shows. Rachel Lindsay, who is still on the current The Bachelor, will be The Bachelorette and will get to watch drunk douchebags humiliate themselves for a rose. I’m not sure, but I am pretty sure this means that racism is finally over! Thank you, ABC!  – Jezebel

Surprisingly, many performers and winners at the Grammys either kept it politics-free or were subtle about it. But not A Tribe Called Quest. They gave no fucks and let it all out – Lainey Gossip

Mischa Barton crashed a U-Haul carrying all of her stuff. I’m getting shades of Amanda Bynes…  – Drunken Stepfather

Meryl Streep finally says words about Jabba the Trump calling her “overrated” – Celebitchy

The internet tells me that a couple in Dubai may hold the record for the shortest marriage. They were only married for a few seconds before the dude went to court to get a divorce. Well, sorry, couple in Dubai, Teen Mom Jenelle will probably beat your record since she just got engaged to her piece of the moment – Reality Tea

Please tell me that poor, tortured dog pissed in the water – The Superficial 

Todd Chrisley, who has made many Gaydars explode, says that he isn’t into dick – Towleroad

Whoever is behind Lady Gaga’s current “rock chick” costume must be styling Lucy Hale on the side – Popoholic

Heather Locklear’s daughter is still trying to be a model. Well, I guess if Hailey Baldwin can do it… – Hollywood Tuna

This temporarily cured my hangover: Alan Alda doing a cartwheel – SOW

Panty Creamer of the Day: A tattooed and topless Jason MomoaJust Jared

Derek Jeter is going to be somebody’s father – Popsugar

Tom Cruise’s mother, Mary Lee South, died last week at the age of 80 – HuffPo

And Al Jarreau died yesterday in Los Angeles at the age of 76. Al Jarreau was a jazz legend, and to us 80s children, he was also the velvety voice who crooned out the theme song to Moonlighting.

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