Amber Rose And Val Chmerkovskiy Have Broken Up

February 11, 2017 / Posted by:

SlutWalk-er Amber Rose and Dancing With The Stars hoofer Val Chmerkovskiy have broken up. Did she find out he might be bi? No, USWeekly informs us that the couple ended their five-month relationship because of their differences. Was one of those differences that she wanted him to call her “Muva” and he demurred? Someone giving themselves their own nickname and then not spelling it correctly is problematic and I would leave, too.

The pair, who met while Rose, 33, was partnered with Chmerkovskiy’s brother, Maksim, on season 23 of Dancing With the Stars last year, have gone their separate ways just a few months after finally going public with their romance. “They’re just too different,” a source tells Us.

Val pulled that social media maneuver where you post something mysterious possibly alluding to a big event in your life. But you don’t clarify what you’re talking about, so eyes roll. It would be called “vague-booking,” if he did it on Facebook. Is there a twitter term for it? This is what he tweeted on Friday:

The break-up is despite Amber announcing via her Loveline radio show last month that their relationship was “FUH REAL.” You can’t trust professional dancers! They’re always touring, and they’re always thrusting their body in sexy ways that make them horny, and if you’re not around to receive that thrusting…

Another insider says their schedules were an issue. “Val has been on tour and really hasn’t had time to see her too much. It fizzled out, but it wasn’t serious to begin with,” the source says, adding: “I could see them hooking up again in the future.”

Well, that’s good, because ex sex is definitely the best sex. It’s always good to have a hookup possibility tucked away for emergencies. It’s doubtful that sex that was the problem here. They surely didn’t have a “difference” in how big they felt his dick should be. Right?

Pic: Instagram

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