January’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

February 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Winona Ryder’s Many Faces!

And if Winona Ryder’s face found out that it won the title of January’s HSOTM, it would probably bust out facial expressions #1 through #10.

January’s HSOTM contest came down to a battle to the death between Winona Ryder’s Many Faces and middle finger-throwing hero Anita Yavich. Winona’s Many Faces were on Anita’s ass for a minute (yes, I realized what I just typed), and then things flipped around and Winona’s Many Faces ended up on top. Winona’s Many Faces ended up with 39% of the votes and Anita was right behind with 38%. Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve Performance got 17% and poor Finish adonis Pete Parkonnen sat in the corner unloved,  because he only got 6%.

Winona Ryder’s Many Faces are now going on to the Hot Slut of the Year finals next year. And now I’m going on to track down a 2017 calendar of Winona Ryder’s Many Faces. Although, that calendar only needs one facial expression in it:

winonafacehotslutofthemonth

Because that’s the face I’ll be making all year long.

Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: @raindogtweets

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