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Yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the day that Anna Nicole Smith died at the age of 39 and truly broke the internet. Seriously, gather around children, I was there and Anna Nicole Smith’s death broke the internet in a real way. There were error 500 messages abound.
To honor the Trimspa angel and reality show pioneer, today’s HSOTD is her fluffy sidekick and beloved pooch Sugar Pie Smith. This is a rare posthumous HSOTD. Sugar Pie died last year and is now barking it up in heaven, where Anna Nicole is probably telling her to shut the fuck up. Larry Birkhead also tweeted about Sugar Pie’s death last week. One of my last (really eloquent and articulate) posts about Sugar Pie was from 2007 and it was titled, “BREAKING! CNN RAN OVER SUGARPIE!!!!” So Sugar Pie deserves better, honestly.
There’s a few episodes of The Anna Nicole Show on YouTube, and I watched a few yesterday. Since we know how Anna Nicole died, shit is dark now and it’s like watching the pre-Intervention scenes on Intervention. But there are still plenty moments of lightness like Anna’s time with Sugar Pie and Sugar Pie’s farts. At around the 9 minute mark in the episode below, a dog shrink/clairvoyant played by Robyn Lively (that is not Robyn Lively) comes over to treat Sugar Pie’s major separation anxiety. Sugar Pie is really attached to Anna and her regular hump buddy, a red teddy bear. The shrink tells Anna that she and Sugar Pie need a man. Basically, that shrink shames Sugar Pie for being a plushie and is trying to convert her to being a dog humper, because that’s more normal. I didn’t know that Mike Pence had a plushie converting dog therapist cousin? And note to Pimp Mama Kris: this is how staged antics are really done.
Because it’s the 10th anniversary of Anna Nicole’s death, a few sites have done a “Where Are They Now?” Sugar Pie is, of course, now in the afterworld, but before she died, she lived with Anna Nicole’s close friends. Howard K. Stern got Anna’s other dogs, but Sugar Pie was an aggressive mess toward them, so she went off to live elsewhere.
America has a reality star for a president now, so yesterday, I thought about how it should’ve been Anna Nicole instead. Cousin Shelly could’ve sang at her inauguration and Sugar Pie would’ve been the perfect First Dog.
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