Yes, many people still pay good money to see George Lopez do comedy in 2017, but one of those people probably asked for her money back after he showered her with approximately 346 fucks. If you’ve ever wanted to see George Lopez explode into an angry geyser of fucks, simply flip him off. That’s all it takes!
Most of George Lopez’s comedy is about making fun of races, including his own. So while performing at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ on Saturday night, George told a joke about Latinos being racist. George burped this up: “There are two rules in the Latino family: Don’t marry somebody black and don’t park in front of our house.” That took me to the moment when my mom first brought home a new boyfriend, who was black, and my abuelita’s eyes got so big I thought they were going to explode. She ended up loving him and partly because he took her to the Olive Garden a few times. But I digress….
One audience member, who’s black, didn’t like George’s joke at all and gave him her one finger review of it. She stood up and flipped him off. That’s it. It doesn’t look like she said anything to him at first. She just flipped him off. I’ve seen that sort of thing happen before and usually the comedian says something like, “But I still got your money” and they keep it moving. But that lady’s middle finger got all the way under George’s skin and trick went off.
In a video posted by TMZ, George dragged the audience member for being thin-skinned when he’s the one who came off like his skin was made of tissue paper. Maybe that’s part of his act, I don’t know. I typed out a few of the words that George spit out as his b-hole throbbed with rage, but I may have missed a fuck or two or three hundred.
“Sit your fucking ass down. Sit your fucking ass down. I’m talking, bitch! Sit your fucking ass down. You paid to see a show. Sit your ass down. You can’t take a joke, you’re in the wrong motherfucking place. So sit your fucking ass down or get the fuck out of here. I see you. I see you. You’ve got two choices: Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out. I’ll tell you what? I’ll make the choice for you, get the fuck out of here. Bye! Bye! You can’t take a joke, you’re in the wrong motherfucking place. Bye! Bye! Bye! Four seats just opened upfront.”
And here’s the video from TMZ of George losing it:
George continued to be bothered by that middle finger and he posted a video on Instagram of a performer hitting a heckler with his guitar:
Damn. All of that over a lady flipping him off at a show? Calm the hell down, George, it’s not like the lady, married you, took one of your kidneys, cheated on you and then divorced you.