Zayn Malik Defends Gigi Hadid Against People Saying She’s Racist

February 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Gigi and Bella Hadid were both at a friend’s birthday party the other day, and since they have to put absolutely everything on social media, Bella posted a video on Instagram of Gigi mimicking the Asian eyes on a cookie. Bella deleted that video, but the damage was already done and many labeled Gigi as the new Miley Cyrus (and RiRi)!

Many are calling that cookie chocolate thing a “Buddha cookie.” But my Japanese grandma had several Buddha statues in her living room and none of them had a hairline like that. That looks like a sumo wrestler cookie chocolate thing to me, but whatever the case may be, Gigi was caught doing Asian eyes on Instagram.

Oh, whatever, I’m sure Gigi Hadid was just practicing for the “sexy Sumo wrestler” photo shoot she’s going to pose in for Vogue Italia.

Gigi was dragged to the ends of the earth and back for being racist, and many of the ones who did the dragging were Directioners. Someone asked Gigi’s current piece (and former yodeling fetus of One Direction) Zayn Malik what he thinks about her dumbass move. Zayn’s response was that Gigi obviously has nothing against Asians since she’s fucking one.

Zayn’s response is directly from the Department of Dumb, but it’s nothing compared what Gigi’s mom Yolanda Foster has been tweeting. Since Yolanda no longer has a Malibu lemon orchard to tend to and doesn’t have a reality show to do anymore, she’s been spending her time defending her daughter on Twitter. Yolanda started by saying that Gigi was hugging (?????) the chocolate Buddha and anybody who thinks that’s racist needs to slap a hazardous waste sticker on their head.

Surprisingly, Yolanda didn’t go on to tweet that you can get rid of a toxic mind by doing cryogenics and daily colonics. Yolanda tweeted that everyone is the same in her heart. Yolanda obviously hasn’t done colonics in a while, because she managed to pull this out of her ass:

I shouldn’t make fun of Yolanda, because I believe her. She doesn’t really see color, shape, religion or race. She only sees one thing: dollar signs. And yes, that was me taking Yolanda’s advice by #PracticingKindness.

Pic: Instagram

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