The world really is turning upside down, because on Saturday, Mariah Carey showed up to an event with most of her body covered. I hope that someone called for a paramedic and that the paramedic made sure she was really Mariah Carey and one hundred percent okay by asking her one vital question: Who is JLo and do you know her?
The truth is, Mimi kept her ensemble G-rated for the children. Mimi took her kids, Monroe and Moroccan, to the L.A. premiere of The Lego Batman Movie. While I am totally into Mimi’s “Peg Bundy after finally winning the lottery” look, it is weird seeing her walk around with pants on. I didn’t know that was possible. I always figured that if a stylist handed Mimi a pair of jeans and told her to put them on, she’d look at them all confused-like before putting her arms through the legs and wearing that shit like a shrug.
And honestly, if Mimi showed up to the Lego Batman Movie premiere in a jeans shrug and matching denim pasties, I’d still look at her and think, “Oh, I see Mimi kept it G-rated for a family movie.”