Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lucky, the soon-to-be MVP of Puppy Bowl XIII!
As you can probably tell from the sound and feeling of your internal organs hyperventilating over what’s about to happen to them, it’s the day when us Americans put our TVs in the bathroom, fill our tubs with nacho sauce, pizza rolls and hot dogs and get in so we can eat, eat, eat while watching the greatest sporting event of the year: PUPPY BOWL!
It’s the 13th time that Animal Planet has made this world a better place by giving us the Puppy Bowl, and for the first time, they’ve put three disabled doggies in the starting lineup. There’s Doobert, who is deaf, Winston, who is deaf and partially blind, and my personal favorite: Lucky, the tripod dog.
Lucky, who’s on Team Fluff, had to get one of her front legs amputated after it got caught in a crate. Like all of the players in the Puppy Bowl, Lucky came from a shelter (most of them have already been adopted) and is now living with her new human Megan Church. My heart stopped feeling things years ago, but this quick video brought it back to life. But don’t worry, my heart will go numb again when I hit it with gallons of nachos grease later on.
Disabled doggies get a chance to shine in this year's Puppy Bowl. pic.twitter.com/Xr6apNQDz3
— USA TODAY Video (@usatodayvideo) February 3, 2017
Animal Planet repeats the Puppy Bowl all day long. So if you’re at a party for that other sporting event, you should change the channel to the Puppy Bowl and then hide the remote in a place nobody will look (in the vegetable platter). Because everyone needs to see Lucky own the field and I’m sure she’ll do it without deflating squeaky toys like a certain cheating trick we all know.
Happy Super Smoke A Bowl (And Watch The Puppy Bowl) Sunday, everyone!
Pic: Animal Planet