Drake Might Be Lacking The Maturity To Date Jennifer Lopez

February 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Wait, didn’t Drake just lean against Nicki Minaj in an Instagram post which means they’re together? Who’s this Jennifer Lopez chick?

Assured celebrity truth source In Touch reports that sweater rapper and Breezy enthusiast Drake, 30, might be too childish for newly revealed underboob activist JLo, 47, to continue dating. If they’re even actually dating. They’re seemingly together on social media. Which usually means that this is a big PR stunt to push tv and music projects and upcoming Las Vegas stints.

None of us are new here, “Dray-Lo!” (“Jake?“)

“Jennifer Lopez is still really into Drake and he is into her too, but he is also all over the place. He works a lot, travels a lot, and is not giving JLo the time and attention she is used to in a relationship,” a source told Hollywood Life. “The age difference is becoming a bit of an issue too. Casper [Smart] was much younger than JLo and it worked out well because he devoted all his time to her. Drake is much younger than JLo, but he is so successful. He has a lot of distractions that are getting in the way of things getting super hot with her. Drake may not be mature enough to handle his own celebrity status and still hold down a superstar like JLo.”

Hold down?” She’s a woman, not a job! On second thought, if this IS a PR stunt, she IS a job and Drake might be stretched a little too thin. He’s reportedly fake-dating JLo while exhibiting slight body contact with Nicki on Instagram, which means he’s got simultaneous PR stunts going on. Celebrities – they get so much done in a day!

Actually, it’s obvious that JLo is merely sick and tired of all the fart jokes and being overshadowed by his PS4. Drizzy better put down his controller, though, because JLo’s ex is sniffing around (no, not Ben Affleck – he’s currently too busy trying to break up with Batman).

It sounds like Drake better step up to the plate, especially since Life & Style revealed that her ex-husband, Marc Anthony, 48, was hoping for a reconciliation. A source told the mag that he was “absolutely devastated” about Jennifer’s new relationship, and added that “he never stopped loving her” and “wants her back.”

Speaking of skeletals from the past – if this is truly how JLo feels about her PR boyfriend, she might want to rethink this one. There are plenty of advantages to dating younger dudes. Look at Madonna. She’s been using younger guys to sustain her vampiric life force for decades now. Without younger dudes, that chick would have crumbled into a pile of ash and pretension years ago. Sustain yourself, JLo!

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