Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Held Hands In Public

February 3, 2017 / Posted by:

But before we get into that, I’d like to give a special thanks to my 7th grade typing teacher, because she taught me how to type without looking at my keyboard and if I didn’t learn that, I wouldn’t have been able to type these words while keeping my eyes on Prince Hot Ginge’s bulge.

In December, The Sun posted WORLD EXCLUSIVO pictures of Prince Hot Ginge and his girlfriend Meghan Markle together. And this morning, The Sun posted WORLD EXCLUSIVO pictures of Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle touching each other’s hands after having dinner at Soho House in London on Wednesday night. My hair is a lot shorter than Meghan’s and my tits are bigger (I drink a lot of soy), but I am still going to copy + paste my mug over hers and show my relatives the picture of my drunk lumberjack boyfriend taking me to dinner.

Meghan is on a break from shooting her show Suits in Toronto, so she’s been practically living in PHG’s ginger lair of hotness. A source says that PHG and Meghan are so hard up on each other that they wouldn’t be surprised if he put a ginger diamond on her finger in a month or two.

“They’ve taken things to the next level. They’re practically living together. She cooks for him, he pops out to the gym and they’re just enjoying hanging out. Meg has always enjoyed spending time in London, but she’s really putting down roots. I can see them engaged by spring. I know that sounds a bit crazily soon, but he’s head over heels and they can’t bear to be apart.”

SPRING?! That doesn’t give me enough time to finally find peace with the fact that PHG is never going to suddenly realize he’s gay and is only attracted to used-up skinny fat bloggers with no ambition. Quick! Somebody get that lazy Punxsutawney Phil trick to pop out of his Gobbler’s Knob hole again so he can see his shadow and we can get another 6 weeks of winter on top of the extra 6 weeks he already predicted. That’ll buy me some time!

Here’s PHG setting loins on fire at the headquarters of the London Ambulance Service in Waterloo on Wednesday.


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