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February 3, 2017 / Posted by:

The green bowling ball!

By now, I’m sure you have already laughed (and cried and laughed and cried again) over current Second Counselor to the President and future professor of history of terrorism at Trump University, Kellyanne Conway, bringing up the Bowling Green Massacre during an interview on Hardball with Chris Matthews. The Bowling Green Massacre sounds like the massacre of a thousand green bowling balls. But Kellyanne was talking about a terrorist attack.

For a second, I knew what Kellyanne was going on about, because I was pretty sure that my 11th grade history teacher, Mrs. DeVos, told us that the terrorists who carried out the Bowling Green Massacre were the same ones responsible for the Moldovian Massacre in 1985. Both attacks could’ve been worse if it wasn’t for the heroic efforts of Marky Mark.

But of course, the Bowling Green Massacre only exists in the dented file cabinet in Kellyanne Conway’s head. It’s filed in between a copy of Melania Trump’s college degree and reverse dash cam video of the black kid actually driving the car that Lindsay Lohan was in. Kellyanne later dribbled out the, “I misspoke,” excuse and said she was referring to the two Iraqi citizens who lived in Bowling Green, KY and were arrested in 2011 for trying to send weapons to al-Qaeda.

But too late, Twitter has picked it apart down to the bone, there’s a fund from the ACLU for the non-existent victims of the non-existent Bowling Green Massacre and I’m sure Kate McKinnon has already sent Kellyanne a gorgeous bouquet of bowls of green (aka weed) for giving her material for this week’s Saturday Night Live.

And last night, my Twitter feed was filled with pictures of green bowling balls. I have always felt like blue, black, pink, red and marble bowling balls get all the love while green and orange bowling balls sit on the rack alone and unloved. So it’s about time that the green bowling ball gets its time in the shine!

Pic: Amazon

 

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