Open Post: Hosted By Keke Palmer Throwing Down A Pose Show For The Paps

February 1, 2017 / Posted by:

So many thirsty celebrity tricks pose like, “Oh my god, leave me alone – wait, did you get my good side – stop, you assholes, respect my privacy!“, in front of the paps that they called. So rising fashion and ho stroll icon Keke Palmer is a fresh breath of thirsty air, because when she shows up, she shows out!

Keke showed up to a building in NYC today and when she spotted a bunch of paps, who just happened to be there at the same time, she gave it up and turned it loose. Keke gave those paps a variety pack of hotness. She stopped, posed, turned, posed, dropped, posed, hopped to the other side, posed and posed some more. It’s as if she practiced those moves beforehand in a rehearsal studio, which she totally didn’t do. (She probably did.) If the ho stroll awarded an Employee of the Month, Keke would’ve won it thrice by now.

I cannot wait to see paparazzi pictures of Phoebe Price squirting out a poultry tear of pride while looking at that video of Keke Palmer on her phone. Everything about that video says: valedictorian of Phoebe Price’s Graduate School Of Advanced Ho Stroll Posing.

And here’s Keke owning the stroll today and last night:

Pics: Splash

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