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It looks like Lana Del Rey has joined a coven of witches who are going to cast a binding spell on Trump. Well, someone has already turned Trump into a talking and rotting cheese curd, so magic exists! But I’m going to need to know if Teen Witch and La Bruja from Real Housewives of Miami are also taking part – IDLYTW
Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus are still a thing and were recently papped pulling bags of groceries out of a Porsche. I guess that’s not really news unless one of the bags of groceries had a bottle of shampoo in it – Lainey Gossip
What in “Fatal Attraction but way worse” HELL is going on with Eddie Winslow? – The Superficial
So I guess Depeche Mode will never headline an alt-right musical festival called KKKoachella – Towleroad
Dove Cameron is giving you Anna Nicole Smith Jr. – Hollywood Tuna
I have to give Abbey Clancy points for finding a way to wear Beetlejuice’s jacket as a dress – Drunken Stepfather
Gwen Stefani’s kids don’t like it when she goes SANS FARDS – Celebitchy
It looks like Emma Watson’s stylist put a couple of over-starched sheets on her and called it good – Popoholic
The Rock can now officially say that he’s lived – Popsugar
Future Oscar winner Mahershala Ali is a dad – Just Jared
NASHVILLE SPOILER ALERT: The person whose character got killed off of Nashville left a goodbye message to the fans – SOW
And Happy Friday, here’s Gilles Marini thrusting his bare ass in what looks like a Skinemax movie – (NSFW) OMG Blog
It’s the end of the week and the best way to the begin the weekend is with a smile and the tingles, so here’s a story that’ll give you both of those things and HOW!
Sir Patrick Stewart was on The Graham Norton Show with Hugh JackMeOff to promote that Logan movie, and Graham brought up a revelation that Sir Pat learned about his peen not too long ago. His revelation even made it onto an episode of his Starz show Blunt Talk in 2015. Sir Pat has gone through most of his 76 years of life thinking that his peen wears a mock turtleneck when it really wears a full on turtleneck. I don’t know how one goes through life thinking that they’ve got a cut peen when they’ve really got a peen in a blanket, but I’m glad that Sir Pat made that mistake, because now we’ve got this story and clip.
While accepting the Vanguard Award at the All Def Movie Awards on Wednesday night, former stripper Amber Rose told the audience that she had bought the popular Los Angeles strip club Ace of Diamonds. Amber, who was there with former fellow stripper Blac Chyna, didn’t elaborate on when she bought the strip club or why. She just said she bought it and that was that.
There’s just one little problem. Ace of Diamonds claims she didn’t buy it and TMZ says that they’re suing her for slander and they want $1 million. SKWS Enterprises, who own Ace of Diamonds, calls Amber’s claim “unequivocally false.” The lawsuit adds that Ace of Diamonds hasn’t been sold to anyone, much less to Amber Rose.
But it sounds like Amber is sure she’s about to be a strip club owner. TMZ says that back in December, Amber formed a corporation called Ace of Diamonds, Inc. and filed for a trademark on that name as well as a trademark for the abbreviation “AoD.” The documents for the trademark request describe the company as “entertainment services in the nature of live dance performances” and “gentlemen’s clubs featuring exotic dancing.” Basically, Amber Rose is trying to open a strip club called Ace of Diamonds. Her trademark request hasn’t been approved yet, but she tells TMZ that she plans on opening a new location in a month and a half.
I’m wondering why the owners of Ace of Diamonds never trademarked their business name? Someone is obviously going to have to change their name. Just a simple change so you don’t get hit with a cease-and-desist. Like Ass of Diamonds. Sounds kind of like the old name, and it tells people exactly what they’re getting.
Oh how I missed pictures of George Clooney looking like he’s prairie dogging something major, as Amal Clooney doesn’t notice or care since she’s too busy loving the paps and delivering massive amounts of face, glamour, face, exquisite eyebrows and face to their cameras. I really hope that George kept his moaning about having to shit to a minimum so that Amal could focus on bringing the glamour since one of them has to.
Tonight in Paris, Amal Clooney dressed up her double dome of babies in Atelier Versace to escort her husband to the César Awards (the French Oscars to us Americans). George was there to receive an honorary César for his career, or whatever. Since the French really have an eye for art, I’m going to guess that the career montage that played before Clooney’s speech only contained clips from The Facts of Life, The Golden Girls, Roseanne, Sisters and maybe Out of Sight and Ocean’s Eleven. Who cares about his other crap!
As for Amal’s ensemble, I’m torn. On one hand, she’s dressed like my favorite character from Beauty and the Beast: the feather duster. On the other hand, she’s wearing cream with white and mixing what looks like faux fur with feathers. That’s a major no. The only time I’m kind of okay with seeing fake fur and feathers together is when I’m in the pillow section of a Z Gallerie.
It’s been much too long since we’ve gotten a random feud that is like Valium for the soul, and thankfully Kunty Karl ended the drought by going after Meryl Streep about a couture dress. I’m not sure who I should direct my, “You in danger, girl,” comment at.