Archives: February 2017

Night Crumbs

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

International treasure Celine Dion showed off her new collection of accessories while wearing an outfit that’s perfect if you’re the Queen of Hearts and want to turn a few tricks on the stroll before going to a business meeting – Lainey Gossip

The Hollywood Reporter’s first brutally honest Oscar voter is a Jewish actress who really, really hated Arrival and didn’t think Emma Stone was that wonderful in La La Land. I’m going to guess that the Oscar voter is Barbra Streisand because she knows she’d do Emma Stone’s role betta! – Celebitchy

Lisa Vanderpump thinks Joanna Krupa should drop her stank pusys lawsuit against Brandi GlanvilleReality Tea

What? Don’t you walk your dog in front of the paps while wearing a sheer bra that shows off your iguana nipples? – Drunken Stepfather

Whiny pair of khakis Chris Martin did a George Michael tribute at the Brit Awards and I like it better than Adele’s tribute. What is this world? – Towleroad

Another X-Men movie is happening and it will cover the Dark Phoenix Saga. I’m no nerd, so I’m assuming that the Dark Phoenix Saga is when Joaquin Phoenix grew that dingle-filled beard and tried to be a rapper – The Superficial 

Don’t worry, Grace Slick is donating all the money she made from that Chick-fil-A commercial to an LGBTQ charity – Jezebel

In “I expected worse” news, a video of Katy Perry’s mic feed from the Grammys came out – Hollywood Tuna

Okay, but John Legend does look like ArthurPajiba

Shit got extra messy between Sean Kingston and Migos in Las Vegas – Just Jared

Demi Moore is going to be on EmpireSOW

Tom Hiddleston may have broke the blonde giraffe love between Taylor Swift and Karlie KlossIDLYITW

Katy Perry’s hair looks like it needs to be de-matted by a skilled groomer – Popoholic

And now let’s end with Scott Eastwood’s wet nipples – Popsugar



Nick Cannon And His Ex-Girlfriend Named Their Baby “Golden”

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Nick Cannon became a father for the third time yesterday when his one-time piece, former Miss Arizona USA Brittany Bell, gave birth to their baby boy. Nick’s twins with Mariah Carey are named Moroccan and Monroe, so I thought that maybe he’d keep with the “Mo” theme and name his third child MONAY. Nick didn’t do that, but he did name his son after a currency, sort of.

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Open Post: Hosted By Kristin Scott Thomas Giving You “Carrot Top As Mrs. Roper” Hotness

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Here I was thinking that the most shocking thing to happen to me today would be the fact that I didn’t immediately try to shove my entire head into a turned-on garbage disposal after I discovered that I was out of coffee this morning. (I kept it together and snorted some green tea instead.) But that moment has been outdone by the fact that I’m sitting here praising the fashion stylings of Kristin Scott Thomas of all people!

I don’t think I’ve ever written a full post on Kristin Scott Thomas, but I’m breaking my KST cherry to slow clap for the crazy rich auntie look she worked at The Naked Heart Foundation’s Fabulous Fund Fair in London last night. That charity event is a big carnival, so Kristin Scott Thomas went with the theme by doing herself up as a fortune-telling Florence Welch who was styled by Edina Monsoon (as GoFugYourself pointed out). Kristin Scott Thomas also looks like that girl from Brave after she grew up, moved to Palm Springs and opened up a mid-century antiques furniture store.

And those people in the background are frozen because they saw all that red hair and thought that Jackie Stallone was in front of them. They’re starstruck, obviously!

And here’s more from last night including pics of Karlie Kloss and Liv Tyler who obviously thought the dress code was: BASIC AND BORING!


Anthony Bourdain And Asia Argento Are A Thing Now

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

I guess you could say Anthony Bourdain’s parts are no longer unknown to Asia Argento. Prepare yourselves, the corny food jokes only get worse from here!

Anthony Bourdain, the hottest silver-haired grumpy TV food person not named Geoffrey Zakarian, has been single for a few months. He split up with his wife of nine years back in September. Nine years is a lot of years, and you’d think he’d want to make up for lost time by twirling his fork around as much random spaghetti as possible. But apparently he’s already off the market again. Page Six says that 60-year-old Anthony is head-over-veal (show me the door) for 41-year-old actress Asia Argento, who is Dario Argento’s daughter. Anthony and Asia have been papped in Italy walking hand-in-hand and making out while grocery shopping. Page Six says that one Italian news site has declared they’ve “fallen in love.

Anthony filmed an episode of Parts Unknown in Rome late last year, and he claimed that it wouldn’t have been possible without the help of Asia. No word on if they got together during filming or after. I’m going to choose to believe it happened during, if only because it’s fun to think of a crusty prick like Anthony Bourdain on a romantic Eat Pray Love-style spiritual journey.

Both Anthony and Asia like Italian food and what more do you need in a relationship? Someone to sex on and then eat pasta with sounds nice. And in between that, they can laugh about how her daddy makes movies that terrorize people’s nightmares, and now she’s dating a dude who lives to terrorize Guy Fieri.

Pic: Instagram

The Biological Father Of Madge’s Adopted Twins Claims He Was Tricked

February 22, 2017 / Posted by:

A court in Malawi recently gave the ok for Madonna to adopt 4-year-old twin girls, who will join her other children in shaking their heads and putting their palms on their faces whenever their mom posts some embarrassing shit on Instagram. But well, since no Madge adoption is complete without a layer of messiness covering it, here comes that layer of messiness.

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