Archives: February 2017

Birthday Sluts

February 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Benicio Del Toro (50)
Victoria Justice (24)
Jayde Nicole (31)
Haylie Duff (32)
Arielle Kebbel (32)
Beth Ditto (36)
David Gandy (37)
Gideon Yago (39)
Eric Lange (44)
Sunset Thomas (45)
Bellamy Young (47)
Cynthia Bailey (49)
Justine Bateman (51)
Seal (54)
Jessica Tuck (54)
Helen Fielding (59)
Ray Winstone (60)
Jeff Daniels (62)
Tommy Iommi (69)
Michael Nader (72)
Smokey Robinson (77)

Pic: Pinterest

SHARE

Open Post: Hosted By Peeps-Flavored Oreos

February 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Peeps are the one confection that is an “either/or” deal. You either want nothing to do with them and sneer at the yellow and pink displays when they start popping up in every store at springtime. Or, you’re one of those people who is stuffing your gob full of mushy marshmallow bird every chance you get, scaring all of your younger relatives at Easter when you rip their baskets out of their hands to relieve them of each and every Peep that the large creepy bunny left them. Guess which bucket I’m in? BLECH.

Well, Peeps-fans, there’s yet another way you can get your fix. Oreo and Peeps have teamed up to create this nightmare, courtesy of The Delish.

That’s right, the neon marshmallow-flavored filling will actually get sandwiched between two golden cookies. Of course, the candy-inspired cookies will be sold just in time for Easter. In fact, you can already find them on Walmart.com and they’ll hit stores by February 22, going for about $4.49 per 10.7-ounce package.

As if the Vanilla Oreos weren’t disgusting enough. Oh, and here’s something I learned while researching this hugely important story. THEY MAKE PEEPS-FLAVORED MILK. Which cow gives THAT? They probably merged a cow with a Peep. Science is terrifying.

Pic: The Delish

Tags:
SHARE

“The Batman” Is Once Again Without A Director

February 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Batman used to be the coolest bitch on the block, with the cape and the batarangs and only the most interesting psychotics with the most eclectic dress sense trying to kill him. That was then. This is now. He’s allegedly down to only 40 followers on Instagram (most of which are instaspam), Commissioner James Gordon is totally screening his calls, and NO ONE wants to direct his next movie.

Now Dawn of the Planet of the Apes director Matt Reeves has also decided to pull out of directing The Batman movie, faster than the Batman pulls out of Catwoman.

Continue reading

Donald Glover And James Earl Jones Have Been Cast In The Live-Action “The Lion King”

February 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Mufasa lives! Or, rather, Mufasa will live AGAIN, until that catty queen Scar engineers his tragic death in a live-action film, The Lion King.

Director Jon Favreau, fresh off his live-action The Jungle Book, is giving Simba, Pumbaa, Rafiki, and those angel-dusted hyenas the similar treatment (there are no original ideas in Hollywood). Jon revealed the voice-casting of Donald Glover as Simba, and Mufasa himself, James Earl Jones, via Twitter this week.

Continue reading

Harrison Ford Wasn’t Too Clear On What He Was Flying That Day

February 18, 2017 / Posted by:

When Harrison Ford, 74, isn’t being surly or anchoring blockbuster movie franchises, he’s got another hobby – terrorizing the skies!

Kylo Ren’s daddy is currently the subject of an FAA investigation stemming from an incident last weekend, where he reportedly landed his plane on a taxiway instead of a runway at the John Wayne Airport in Santa Ana, California. His reported question to the tower – “Was that airliner meant to be underneath me?” – will live on in celebrity pilot mishap infamy.

Continue reading

SHARE

Police Had To Get Involved In Robin Thicke And Paula Patton’s Custody Battle, Again

February 18, 2017 / Posted by:

The ugly keeps getting uglier in regards to Robin Thicke and Paula Patton’s child tug-of-war. On Thursday, Paula was supposed to hand off their 6-year-old son, Julian, to a court-appointed monitor at a park in Malibu. The court appointee was then supposed to take the kid to visit with Robin, who was recently denied unsupervised visitation with his son. Much like Robin’s Paula album, things went awry.

Continue reading

SHARE

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >