Archives: February 2017

Night Crumbs

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Kate Winslet got to kiss Idris Elba while shooting scenes for the movie The Mountain Between Us. Since a movie starring Idris and Kate is undoubtedly an Oscar-worthy film and a quality piece of cinema, I’m sure that after that kiss, her character looks down at his crotch and says, “I feel that mountain between us, so let’s get out of here and get a room, daddy.” The end! – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Lopez isn’t a cougar, okay? – Jezebel

George Clooney can’t wait for the “adventure” of twin human slobber machines spitting up on him as he hands them to a team of nannies – Celebitchy

Why it’s not a good idea to spit out homophobic shit at a gay boxer – Towleroad

What kind of useless shit is Kylie Jenner pimping on Instagram today? – Drunken Stepfather

The Real Housewives of Potomac is back and it’s got a trailer –  Reality Tea

The Wonder Woman movie is either great, a disaster or just meh, depending on who you ask – The Superficial

Bella Thorne’s extra thick brown Sharpie brows aren’t thick enough – Hollywood Tuna

Take this journey into when Dev Patel went from nerd to hot – Pajiba

If you’re into full frontal hotness from a beefy piece, then HBO’s Crashing may be the show for you – (NSFW) OMG Blog

What I’m taking away from Emma Watson’s dress is that the live-action Beauty and the Beast movie is a mess, so she wore a mess of a dress to a photo call for it in Paris – Popoholic

Old Hollywood beef alert! Exquisite jewel Mamie Van Doren dragged the late Bob Hope on Facebook – Boy Culture 

Never mind Emma Watson’ssinging,” Belle is a total asshole for stealing food and walking on people’s laundry-folding area – IDLYITW

There’s already a Riverdale porn parody – SOW

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Tom Cruise Could Single-Handedly End Scientology, So Says Leah Remini

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Pro-Scientology warrior turned anti-Scientology warrior, Leah Remini, was on Real Time with Bill Maher the other night to talk about the cult of crazies she used to belong to and promote Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath on A&E. While talking to Bill Maher, Leah said that Tom Cruise is the end all and be all of Scientology, so if he left, the Celebrity Centre would crumble, audit tapes would melt and John Travolta would be seen skipping while singing about how he’s free now.

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Amber Tamblyn And David Cross’ Baby Announcement Contains A Lot Of Fake Names

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

When 53-year-old David Cross and 33-year-old Amber Tamblyn first announced that they were expecting a baby, they did it in a serious way. Amber slipped the news into a super-serious, pro-Hillary Clinton essay she wrote for Glamour magazine. Amber recently had their baby and instead of getting serious, they announced the news in a funnier way. Specifically by making a joke about their daughter’s “name.

That name is obviously fake, because Amber is best friends with Blake Lively. At least four of those eight random words are on Blake’s fancy-sounding future baby names list, and Amber would never steal that many names from her friend. Sure, maybe Mustard was changed from the more elegant Moutarde, but the general idea is still there. Members of the sisterhood of the traveling pants would never.

Although, this is a Hollywood baby born to two wacky hipster parents, which means there is a chance that baby is actually named Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey Jr. (“Noisey for short!“). If so, the nurse on duty probably didn’t even bat an eye when she filled out their birth certificate. Nurses for famous people have seen it all.

Pic: Splash

Open Post: Hosted By Cate Blanchett Dragging It Up For Charity

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

If you sniff a ton of wig glue fumes and then tilt your head to the side while squinting, Cate Blanchett in glam drag sort of looks like a skinnier and blond Vida Boheme doing Marlene Dietrich.

Last night, Stonewall in NYC hosted a benefit for Newtown Action Alliance, a nonprofit that was started after the Sandy Hook massacre to promote gun control. The benefit was a drag show and since Cate Blanchett pretty much played a drag queen in Cinderella, she fit right in. Cate is currently starring on Broadway in the play The Present, and she used her night off to lip-synch to Dusty Springfield’s version of You Don’t Own Me for charity.

While wearing a tuxedo jacket, a sparkly bra and chonies, Cate worked the room like a casting director for RuPaul’s Drag Race was in the audience and Logo just announced that next season will be the show’s last.

Cate was also on stage when performer Margeaux Powell did Adele’s Hello.

Yes, Cate gave it and was hot, but she better not get any ideas and audition for the next season of Drag Race. Cate already stole an Oscar from Virginia Madsen, (yes, you heard me right!) and she better not steal the Drag Race crown from a queen who has worked for it her whole life. Don’t do it, Cate!


Karrueche Tran Claims Chris Brown Threatened To Kill Her, Gets A Restraining Order (UPDATE)

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Brown recently let people know he’s an obsessive type of boyfriend who will stalk and harass the women he dates. He also made it clear that once you get with Chris Brown, he will never leave you alone. So none of the following should come as a surprise. TMZ says that Karrueche Tran, who hasn’t been with Chris Brown for almost two years, was granted a restraining order after he allegedly threatened to kill her. For those keeping score at home, this would be the second time a woman has gotten a restraining order against Chris Brown for that reason.

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