The non-biodegradable pussy willow we know as Jocelyn Wildenstein was arrested in December after she allegedly went cat scratch fever wild by clawing her man Lloyd Klein’s face and cutting his chest with scissors during a fight in their apartment at Trump World Tower in Manhattan. Not even a week later, Lloyd was arrested after he allegedly pushed Jocelyn to the floor while picking up some of his stuff at their apartment. Jocelyn really doesn’t need more foolery and she should retire to Cat Island where she’d spend her days lounging with a bunch of pussies and sharing a fish head with a cat friend. But instead of doing that, Jocelyn is getting back together with Lloyd.
I guess both 15-year-old (in cat years) Jocelyn and 49-year-old Lloyd miss the plastic-rubbing-on-plastic sound that their lips make when they kiss, because he told Page Six that their 14 year love affair will live on. Lloyd was in court yesterday and talked to Page Six outside. Prosecutors dropped the charges against Lloyd because they can’t prove them beyond a reasonable doubt. Jocelyn’s court date is set for February 15th and Lloyd said that he’s dropping charges against her. They haven’t really been able to talk because of the legal stuff, but he said that they will get back together after her court date. Lloyd also said words about Jocelyn’s stunning pussy beauty:
“This is the result of a situation that got out of hand. We have been together for 14 years, we were never at war and we are still in love.
Jocelyn is a wonderful lady, she is extremely refined and is a woman of great taste. She is a very whimsical, magical, very special and beautiful person. Yes, she is different, she has something other people do not have. I always said beauty is very subjective. Yes she did have a bit of surgery — we know that — but she didn’t change her face to look like a cat. I’ve seen pictures of her when she was 17 and she looked the same as now, she has always looked feline.”
“A bit of plastic surgery.” That’s like saying Lindsay Lohan is a bit delusional. Or Ryan Lochte is a bit dumb. Or Leonardo DiCatchAHo is a bit of slut, etc… etc… I don’t know if Lloyd drives, but he if he does and the DMV reads his interview with Page Six, they’re going to revoke his license since trick is obviously 100% blind.
And hopefully if they get back together, things will be more calm. Lloyd should maybe sprinkle Valerian in Jocelyn’s Fancy Feast and Jocelyn should maybe put a little crushed Valium in whatever Lloyd injects his lips with.
Here’s Lloyd serving up “gay hitman” while outside of the court house yesterday: