Night Crumbs

January 31, 2017 / Posted by:

The L.A. premiere of John Wick: Chapter 2 was last night and Laurence Fishburne, Ruby Rose and Keanu Reeves obviously didn’t coordinate their looks. Because Laurence looks like he’s going to a convention for people who appreciate the fashion stylings of Whoopi Goldberg. Ruby looks like a dancer at an S&M club who put on a smart blazer because she’s going to meet with a banker about getting a mortgage before going to work. And Keanu Reeves looks like an insurance salesman who is also an ageless vampire  – Lainey Gossip

Modeling is so weird – Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Lawrence and Anne Hathaway spoke against Jabba the Trump’s Muslim Ban – Celebitchy

Why is everybody looking into my boiling kauldron?” asked Pimp Mama Kris when the story about Kim Kardashian’s melting jewelry came out – The Superficial

I’m surprised that wall of flowers didn’t shrivel up when Teresa Giudice got near it. Those flowers must be plastic – Reality Tea

Ellen DeGeneres used her movie Finding Dory to slam the Muslim Ban – Towleroad

Oh whatever, Samantha Bee, I’m sure the actual White House Correspondents’ Dinner will be an A-list extravaganza that will bring out Scott Baio, Victoria Jackson, Clint Eastwood’s empty chair and the very best celebrity impersonators their budget can buy them – Pajiba

Because of that ponytail, I thought that Ariana Grande Latte had magically grown three feet – Popoholic

The big-tittied blond model who isn’t Kate Upton may get her big titties reduced one day – IDLYITW

Diego Luna will star in the Scarface remake that Hollywood keeps trying to do – Just Jared

RiRi as Marion Crane is very Whitney Houston in The BodyguardPopsugar

The Mighty O is joining 60 Minutes – Jezebel

Dr. Luke dragged Lady Gaga into his legal fight with KeshaHuffPo

And because almost every day on Dlisted should end with a palate cleanser, here’s an extra-strength one in the form a video of a baby sloth! – Hollywood Tuna 

Pic: Splash

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