This post has something for everyone. If you hate Justin Bieber, then seeing him get dragged and slammed against a wall will make your soul feel like it’s being hugged by a dozen baby bunnies. This GIF will be your happy place. And if you’re a sucio fuck who likes Justin Bieber like that, then watching him squeal after getting slammed against a wall by a big, strong, butch hockey player will do things to you. This GIF will be your fappy place.
During Saturday’s All-Star Celebrity Shootout in L.A., NHL player Chris Pronger bodychecked The Biebs and that heroic move gave us that picture and this GIF:
Here's real life hero Chris Pronger risking his own brain functionality to put Justin Bieber's face into the boards. pic.twitter.com/lCBbyZ9Rnf
— Brian Foran (@BForanNHL) January 28, 2017
I have never been more attracted to Chris Pronger than I am now, and I barely know who he is. That is almost better than watching Prince Hot Ginge and Idris Elba “sword fight.”
Yahoo! Sports says that The Department of Player Safety is having a hearing about Pronger pronging The Biebs and he may face some kind of punishment. I have a feeling that the punishment is going to be painful for Chris Pronger. Justin Bieber’s mommy (Scooter Braun) probably whined to Chris’ mommy (The Department of Player Safety) and he’ll be forced to say he’s sowwy to the maple syrup douche in front of everyone. And yes, that everyone will include the bodyguards who will protect the human Henery Hawk when he puffs his chest at Chris while screaming, “That’s what I thought, sucka!”