Because why decide on just one when you can help yourself to both? Kate Hudson wanted it all: underboob, underwear, sequined black censor bars, a giant flower putting another flower in a choke-hold, fancy little capes for her shoulders. Kate pulled up to fashion’s drive-thru speaker and ordered everything on the menu.
Razzie nominee Kate Hudson was at the SAG Awards last night as a presenter, which might be why she went red carpet casual by wearing a Dior dress with boxers underneath. If she tries to conceal her underwear by pulling her dress up higher, she’s gonna flash a whole lot of nipple. If she tries to cover up her underboob by pulling her top down a little, she’s going to show tons of underwear. Ha, listen to me – acting like Goldie’s thirsty daughter would ever be concerned with covering up an underboob situation.
Hints of glittery titty was a bit of a theme last night.
Taraji P. Henson covered hers with tons of sparkles and some mesh. While I think she looks beautiful in a slutty fairy tale princess way, I would like to lodge a complaint with whoever made that dress. The next time that designer puts two pointless little black bows on a dress like that, they should stick with the “look at my boobs!” theme and put them over the nipples.
Speaking of glittery things. I love when people go a little ~different~ with their jewelry choices, so I really felt happy when I saw that Amy Adams decided to wear what appears to be a fancy gem-studded dog bark control collar around her neck.
Here’s more of the dresses and suits from last night. Please don’t go into this gallery expecting the same level of sequined nonsense that Nicole Kidman brought. She truly was in a league of her own last night.