Former rapper turned professional troll Azealia Banks conjured up another ten dozen headlines with her name in ’em over the weekend when she went after another one of the popular kids. You gotta do what you gotta do to be relevant and Azealia did that by starting a fight with Rihanna. It led to the both of them leaking each other’s phone numbers.
On Saturday, RiRi declared on Twitter that she’s officially grossed out by Donald Trump’s Muslim Ban.
Disgusted! The news is devastating! America is being ruined right before our eyes! What an immoral pig you have to be to implement such BS!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) January 29, 2017
Azealia saw that tweet and probably rubbed her hands together and cackled while thinking about her next attention-grabbing stunt. Since Azealia, who is a Trump fangirl, has been banned from Twitter, she had to start shit on Instagram. Azealia responded to RiRi’s tweet by telling her and other famous types to shut their lips when it comes to Jabba the Trump.
“As far as Rihanna (who isn’t a citizen, and can’t vote) and all the rest of the celebrities who are using their influence to stir the public, you lot really REALLY need to shut up and sit down.
Stop chastising the president. It’s stupid and pathetic to watch. All of these confused people confuse other confused people.”
Well, it’s a good thing for the poultry community that Azealia spit at RiRi on Instagram instead of getting revenge by casting a black magic spell against her while sacrificing a chicken in her brujería closet. Speaking of sacrificing chickens, RiRi took Azealia’s bait and spit back with this:
RiRi and Azealia went back and forth a bit. Azealia accused RiRi of fucking for drugs and tracks. And RiRi tweeted a screen shot of a text that Azealia sent her, and that screen shot exposed Azealia’s phone number. The Beyhive must’ve been buzzing with confusion over this tweet. Do they bomb RiRi or Azealia’s IG page with a thousand bee emojis?
Azealia returned the favor by posting RiRi’s number on Instagram. (Most of their Instagram posts have been deleted.)
And with that, the RiRi v. Azalea Banks battle of 2017 ended with them having to change their numbers. Sure, Azalea probably had to wait a good 45 minutes to speak to a customer service rep about changing her phone number, but it was well worth it since she trended on Twitter for like 8 minutes.
On a different note, these petty bitches today don’t know how easy they have it. In the pre-social media days, us petty bitches had to get revenge on someone by writing their number on a bathroom stall under the words, “If you’ve got no standards and are looking for a good time call…” Although, that never really worked. I tried it several times….on myself.