Hot Slut Of The Day!
Zoë, the pussy from the Netherlands who wears her heart on her chest. I see Tenderheart Bear throwing a side-eye the other way, because bitch is trying to avoid looking at the pussy who is showing him up!
Pictures of Zoë made the rounds last summer, but they’re making the rounds again. Because in these times of beyond-depressing news that make you want to move into a gin factory or move to the hills with the wolves (or a gin factory ran by wolves… I need to research that), we could all use some fluffy heart-shaped cuteness. Zoë and her puss sister Izzy are the stars of their own Instagram page, which has over 100,000 followers. Zoë and Izzy were both adopted by Joanne Smienk, who did an interview with People Pets about her Instagram-famous pussies. Joanne’s interview is about as thrilling as a Facebook status that your friend would make about their cats, but today, I’ll gladly take it!
“She is indeed a lovable mush, especially towards us. Zoë purrs very loudly when you just look at her and is generous with her head-butts. She also loves to be picked up and cuddled like a baby.
Izzy and Zoë were the only two tuxedo kitties of their litter and they were clearly very bonded,” she says. “We couldn’t bear to separate them and went home with both. This is still our best decision ever, as they are so happy together.”
Several Instagram tricks have become actual models (see: Kendull Jenner, the Hadids, etc…), but the one that truly deserves the cover of Vogue is Zoë. Unlike those other blands I mentioned, Zoë’s eyes aren’t permanently set to “dead” and her pose game is Naomi Campbell-levels of impeccable.
And not only that, but Zoë doesn’t need to be styled in $15,000 designer gowns, because she’s already wearing a classic bustier!
Pic: Instagram